Love is a Battlefield

Why does love exist? Is it an emotion? An illusion? Or just a fragment of our purported attempts to appear human? Whatever it is, it affects us like the bubonic plague. Here, here this post here, dedicated to those that have lost their love and have a hard time coping with reality. If your one of them, do not freight as I have the cure. COMEDY! Nothing like a good comedy to lighten up one's depressing day. Not included in this list would be romantic comedy which I think is shite (Howevr, not all romantic comedies are shite, just the bulk of them). Every film in this top ten does not contain any romance and therefore acceptable for all those people who have that one voice telling them to summon Krakatow.

10. Pineapple Express (2008)

Stand out moment: Watching people high on drugs do things that apply to people not high on drugs

9. I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)

Stand out moment: Guy carrying fuck load of pistols and shotties gets asked by comrades, "Don't you think your carrying enough" to which he replies, "There's never enough" and then proceeds and slips and falls on his back triggering all those pistols and shotties to accidentally fire into his body. We're talking multiple rounds here. And he survives to ask, "Did we get that son of a bitch?"

8. Old School (2003)

Stand out moment: Fat guy ties brick to penis and tosses it to the ground from a two storey building as part of a "trust" initiation to the fraternity. Brick falls into open manhole.

7. Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)

Stand out moment: Master Exploder dream sequence

6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2003)

Stand out moment: Fight scene between newscasters between comedy stars Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Steve Carell, David Koechner, Ben Stiller, Luke Wilson, Paul Rudd and Tim Robbins

5. Monty Python and the Meaning of Life (1983)

Stand out moment: Find the fish

4. Hot Fuzz (2007)

Stand out moment: The final pop capping gang busting action comedy packed shootout

3. Ladykillers (2004)

Stand out moment: Guy proceeds to shoot other guy but revolver clicks prompting guy with gun to below, "What! No bullets?" while looking into the revolver's chamber. Accidentally clicks the trigger which releases the bullet. LOL!

2. Borat (2006)

Stand out moment: Two guys running around naked in a hotel

1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1979)

Stand out moment: The Rabbit of Caerbannog

There you have it. Top 10 films you need to watch to get over a broken heart.

Note: I was thinking of placing Shaun of the Dead, Knocked Up, Hot Shots, Top Secret, Superbad and Naked Gun but realise that they contain a bit of romance.